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Wednesday, 11 November 2015

The Patient Approach Podcast Episode 3: The Dinner Party Part 2

Podcast | Episode Description

In Part 2 of our dinner party episode, we continue to select one person from each list who deserves a place before eliminating those who are superfluous. This might be because others in similar professions are more exciting, fitting or fun. Hard decisions are made, and psychopaths are admitted and vetoed in equal measure.

However, after a long one hour and twenty minutes of chatting, the trio finally settle on their list. The final six attendees being...you'll have to listen to find out! Come on, we've spent over an hour discussing it, we can't give it away just like that can we?

As always we would love to hear your thoughts on the episode, and who you think should have a plate at the table.

Did we get the final six right? Who would you add in/ take away?

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Sunday, 8 November 2015

The Patient Approach Episode 3: The Dinner Party Part 1

Podcast | Episode Description

Damnit not only are we only hours away from our fictional party, but we are also a man down. Oggy has been capped by the common cold and so we've have been forced to draft in a replacement. His name? Joe "The King" Mulvihill.

And so in this episode of The Patient Approach the (slightly ammended) trio are finally able to discuss who they would bring to the party, and who they would leave at home. Digressions are a plenty, as are curious nuggets of knowledge about torture devices and the one true name of the infamous warlord formerly known as Genghis Khan.

We hope you have fun with the first half of this two-parter, and would love to hear who you think should have a plate at the table.

Who should we pick? Who would you pick? Who would you add? Let us know!

Part Two will be available in the not too distant future and NO Joe, that is not a future that features a certain Master Chief...

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Who Would They Invite to Their Dinner Party?

Podcast | Preview 

We have just finished recording our most recent podcast. Part 1 will be up this evening with any luck.

And I will admit, it was a lot of fun.

We had Joe step in for Oggy this afternoon, who was infected with the dreaded Flu, which added another dimension. Who did we ultimately decide on? Listen to the podcast and find out for yourself.

On a separate note, I have found it very interesting asking people the question of who they would invite. If they had one invite, and could include anyone in history.

There was a real variety of answers, ranging from:

David Attenborough
Henry VIII
Winston Churchill
Joanna Lumley
Steven Spielberg
Tom Hardy
Kim Khardashian
One person's Grandparent

And I quickly realised that there is literally so much that you can learn about a person just by asking this question. By analysing their answer, you get an idea of what they want to be, who they want to emulate, and to some degree, the way that they would like to be seen when all is said and done.

Someone that picks Kim Khardashian is clearly immersed in the celebrity culture.
Someone that picks Henry VIII is going to want a fun, dinner with lots of food and that royal feel.
Spielberg is arguably the greatest film maker of our generation, and inviting him you clearly have an interest in film, and maybe want to emulate.
You may be inspired by Lumley's charity work, and want to ask her more.

But it is obviously important to ask them more questions about it so that you are not generalising about that person.

It's always good to ask questions.

I urge you to try it. Ask someone, who would they want to invite to a dinner party. From history. Anyone.

Monday, 2 November 2015

The Dinner Party: "Timelines", "Playlists" and "Purchase History"

Podcast | Milo


Facebook must have been real proud of themselves when they decided to roll out “Timelines”. After all it’s a very cute way of keeping members using the site from birth till death. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day it becomes commonplace to roll out someone’s timeline at their funeral, heck maybe this’ll even be common place within my lifetime.

However in this technocratic future inevitably awaiting us, I’d like to make a request. Please don’t use my dead-ass Facebook timeline to convey the life and times of Lord Milo (OBE, PhD, Nobel Prize Laureate and International Man of Peace and Love). No you’re better off using my Amazon history, and my YouTube Playlists of yesteryear.  

In fact they were my first port of call when figuring out who on earth I would bump up the guest list.
Furthermore judging from my purchases, “2010” and “2011” were particularly important years for yours truly. I was perhaps going through my darkest patch, and had a number of health related issues that were holding me down and keeping me from being me. Ironically it was also during this time that I found a number of people whom have had such a powerful influence on my life, I can’t say that I would be Milo without them…maybe I’d be Big M, or the M Dawg, or Mad Money Milo or Sergeant Pickle. Fuck if I know, I’m terrible at nicknames…  

Anyway back on topic. I believe that all of these people are best described by the title of one of my favourite songs:


That song was by Godflesh, an influential industrial metal band from England. More specifically its founding member, Justin Broadrick, is the first name added to the guest list. A person whose musical journey is full of the weirdness, solitude, verve and hardcore individualism that I feel keenly attracted to and emboldened by. At the same time I have Russian novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky whose novella, Notes from the Underground, is the book that convinced me that I could and wanted to be a writer. As we go through 2010 on my Amazon history I spy Fear and Trembling by the Danish philosopher Soren Kiekegaard. A person who reassured me that a religious life could also be a philosophical life. As we roll on I spot Tokyo Godfathers by the wonderful Satoshi Kon, a director whose animated films showed me the importance of optimism. My next two guests are not to be found on my Amazon history and instead have to be resurrected from YouTube playlists of years gone by. Firstly I have Dave Chappelle who is probably the funniest comedian of his generation, and who must be one of the few people with the bottle to reject millions of dollars because of his morals. He showed me that being true to yourself was as much about saying “No” as it was about saying “Yes”. And lastly I have America punk rocker, novelist and stand-up comedian Henry Rollins whose blunt, common sense attitude to life brought me back down to earth in a very big way. One of his quotes always keeps me steady: “cynicism isintellectual cowardice” and his essay on weightlifting is a great read for anybody who needs to be reminded of the benefits of self-improvement.

Whew that got pretty personal didn’t it? Nevertheless I’m looking forward to proving why they would be best guests once our podcast goes live. Check it out to find out who makes it, and who’s left outside peeking in through the windows like a pervert.  

In summation, I will be arguing for the following:
Justin Broadrick
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Soren Kierkegaard
Satoshi Kon
Dave Chappelle
Henry Rollins

Milo out    

The Dinner Party: A Comedy Time Machine

Podcast | Moose

My brother and I (Moose) were, most likely, the most annoying pair of children you could ask for.

Being 16 months apart, and growing up in the golden era of wrestling (The Rock, Stone Cold, Kane, Dudley Boyz, Hardy Brothers, Edge, Lita, Mankind, Undertaker to name just a few), one thing we would do is, when people were busy in other rooms, set up a little ring in the front room and wrestle - submissions, pins, high flying acrobats, anything goes - and this would often lead to us breaking things (we had to use weapons of course - and the sofas made an awesome 'table').

One day, when we were roughly 9 and 10, respectively (I'm the older brother), my dad was cooking. He heard a crash, luckily it was only one of us falling to the ground, and he came bounding in. He'd had enough! He told us that this was going to stop that second.

My brother and I were terrified! We'd pushed him too far!

He went to a cupboard.

What does he have in there? He has a gun, I bet he does! Or has he already picked out clothes for us and was going to put us in boarding school? No.... Worse yet, he is going to make us do some chores! I plotted my escape, my younger brother was the other side of the room. It's too late for him now, but I could definitely make my escape here. (Note: the imagination of my young self was fascinating.)

He said something, but I could not hear him as he was talking straight into the cupboard, before pulling out a black, rectangular object.

Our fear had peaked!

It was a video (DVD for those people that don't understand what a video is. A DVD is a blu-ray for people that don't know. A blu-ray is an illegal download for people that only download).

He's gone crazy? No chores?

"You are going to sit back and watch this. I don't want to hear a peep out of you for the next couple of hours." He told us.

He plugged it into the Video Player (DVD player for those that..... You get the idea).

A Black and White film came on the screen. What the hell is this? I'm 10, I only watch cartoons! Duck Soup was the films name, a creation of the Marx Brothers. My Dad stayed for the first ten minutes, to make sure we didn't get up to anything stupid (though I secretly think this was because he was enjoying the film himself).

Two hours later, and I could not stop laughing. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen. My brother had the same reaction. We kept laughing at the scene involving Harpo Marx, who was fighting with a Lemonade seller (Watch the film.... now!). We watched it again, and again. And one more time.

'What else have you got for us dad?'

Over the next few weeks/months, we both sat down, completely forgetting that there was wrestling to attend to and that we'd missed some vital storylines, and went through a huge number of films from the 70s and before (literally travelling in a time machine).

Monty Python, Buster Keaton, all of the Laurel and Hardy, The Pink Panther (with Peter Sellers), sketches from Spike Lee, Monty Python again, Pete Cook, Charlie Chaplin, and many many more. As well as watching Duck Soup another forty times.... At least.

My life had been transformed by these comedic geniuses.

I will be arguing for the following in our podcast:
Groucho Marx
Harpo Marx
Peter Sellers
Stan Laurel
Pete Cook
Buster Keaton

That, in itself, would be a hilarious dinner!

What about you? Is there anyone else that has transformed your life and influenced your personalities for future generations? In fact, can you suggest anyone that I should watch - you cannot beat the classics!

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The Dinner Party: Milo's Uninvited Guests


Podcast | Milo

Why on earth did we leave Moose to organise this dinner? He's a Moose for crying out loud he can’t use a phone without crushing it to wires and circuitry with his massive animal hooves! Now I've got the awkward-as-fuck task of whittling my list of invitees down before we all meet up. There are so many people who I would like to have a dinner with, both alive and long since departed, but sadly there is not enough room for all of them. This is a list of the people I probably won’t be able to mention on the podcast, and at least I can start to think about how I can tell them that they’re no longer invited…  

Killer Mike 
Who: Current day rapper from the American south
What he'd bring to the party: Everything from deep and profound thoughts on the world we live in, to light hearted jibes and hilarious one liners. His father was a police office, and he has worked with the comedy channel Adult Swim. He has also been interviewed by major news networks for his thoughts on police brutality. 
Why he’s not getting an invite: Whilst Killer Mike is an amazing talent and would offer plenty to a dinner party, he also has a family, owns a barbershop and is constantly on tour. He’s so busy I’d feel like he was constantly watching the clock.
One link introduction: Untitled
The awkward “rain check”: “Hey Mike, we are going to have to reschedule because you know I wouldn’t want to invite just you and leave El-P out of the loop. You understand right?”

Socrates 
Who: Ancient Greek philosopher widely considered to be the father of Western philosophy
What he’d bring to the party: I could just say that last line again couldn't I? More specifically Socrates would offer perspective, as he was a master of the elenchus method of debate (wherein you answers questions with more questions in order to guide the other person to your point). Anything and everything would become more interesting...as long as he wasn't questioning you.
Why he’s not getting an invite: Let’s be honest, there is such a thing as being “too clever” and Socrates is the definition of “too clever”. It would be impossible to keep up with him, and as the drinks started to flow someone would end up getting punched... 
One link introduction: Meno
The awkward “rain check”: “Hi Socrates, I’m having a problem because I am going to have no choice but to disappoint a number of people in the near future; what is the nicest way of doing this?” [Then press play on tape with a number of “Yes” and “No” pre-recorded responses, before walking away very quickly]

Jarboe
Who: Genre spanning singer songwriter, who was also a key member of transgressive rock/industrial group Swans.
What she’d bring to the party: I’d imagine a lot of beautifully told and interesting stories. Her lyrics are poetic and disturbing in turn and it’d be nice to think that that form of communication would be present in her everyday speech. It’s one thing to have something interesting to say, it’s another thing to be fully expressive in a captivating way.
Why she’s not getting an invite: Whilst I’d love to have a conversation with Jarboe, I’m not sure her brand of transgressive-spiritualism is the most fitting subject matter when you look at the other guests who’ll be coming. Maybe if this was a brunch or something?
One link introduction:  Ascend 
The awkward “rain check”: Would probably send a text trying to rebook and then would go MIA for a few days, only to blame it on a bad internet connection. Fingers crossed, she would be too involved in her projects to notice…

Akira Toriyama
Who: Mangaka (cartoonist) responsible for creating the Dragonball series and the artwork for the Dragon Quest video game series (one of the bestselling video game franchises in Japan).
What he’d bring to the party: A carefree attitude and a down to earth sense of humour. Moreover he created an anime and manga (Dragonball Z) which has influenced entire generations across the world, and he has done so whilst maintaining a relaxed and humble attitude towards life. No joke would be too immature.
Why he’s not getting an invite: Akira Toriyama is a combination of Killer Mike and Socrates, on the one hand he’s a family man and so probably wouldn’t be available for the whole night. On the other he’s probably “too childish” in much the same way as Socrates is “too clever”. What I am saying is I don’t want to hear fart jokes whilst I’m trying to eat my dinner.
The awkward “rain check”: “Oh that’s a shame that you won’t be able to make it Akira, oh what sorry I can’t hear you I know the connection is awful. Send my best to the family” [Abruptly hang up the phone]

Whew that was sufficiently akward. Hopefully they don't take it too hard! Let me know what you think of my list so far and, in any case, I'll probably do a follow up list of the other near misses after we've released the next episode. 

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